My Husband Called Him
Your wife's plannin' a renovation. I may come over and tell her it's a terrible idea, so you don't have to.
Suggested donation from $100
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Chad Bechtel
Professional services. Your results may vary. So may the services.
Professional services
Not A Mailman
I may relocate your packages before your spouse or Linda across the street lays eyes on 'em. I was never here.
Suggested donation $5 a month, select neighborhoods
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I'm Chad The Dad
A dad, from a distance. No photos. I call to complain about politics and ask you what my email password is.
Suggested donation from $4.99 a month
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Professional Expert
I may join your business meetin' and present facts I made up on the spot. An expert in what? We'll both find out.
Suggested donation from $149
Go see itHow you pay: Zelle
- Zelle only, to chadbechtel225@gmail.com. Put your first name in the memo.
- I won't send an invoice. If I do, it's fake, and it won't be for the amount you actually paid, if you actually paid.
- It's all a donation. Donations are appreciated, because my time and services may or may not be real.
- No refunds. Zelle doesn't do take-backs and neither do I. This part's no joke: it's real money, so only send what you're fine never seein' again.
Request a service
Don't see what you need? Tell me what it is. If it makes me laugh, I'll think about it.
Got it.
If it made me laugh, I'll think about it. Thinkin' about it is the whole offer.
An official apology
To anyone and everyone I have affected, positively or negatively, in any way, shape or form, directly or indirectly, for anything I may or may not have done, or said I was going to do:
I am sorry. I regret that you feel that way. Mistakes were made, possibly by me. I have reflected on this for several seconds, and I would like to thank you for your patience, which I did not notice.
If I told you I'd get back to you, I meant it at the time. I'm just livin' my best ADHD life.
Chad Bechtel
This apology is insincere, non-transferable and may or may not be real. Donations are appreciated.